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Three guys are out fishing in a boat one really hot day in July and they've been drinking all day. The fish are not biting and they're getting a little discouraged. One guy decides to stand up and take a piss. He suddenly falls in and sinks to the bottom. After about half a minute he doesn't come up so one guy panics and says "He's not coming back up, we have to do something". So the other guy takes off his vest and jumps in to save his buddy. After a minute he comes up and says "I can't find him!. I can't find him!" The other guy replies "well, he's got to be down there, go back down and try again". So his buddy dives back down and after about a minute and a half, finally comes up with a body in his arms, but the body is not breathing. His buddy says "Quick, try mouth to mouth". So the other guy proceeds to give the lifeless body C.P.R. and says "I don't ever remember his breath smelling this bad, do you.". The other guy replies "No, but I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit either!"
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